i emotionally connect with this cat
dis mah pizza
dar r mani liek it
but dis 1 iz mine
ah, an ancient tongue
that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year
we’ve come full circle gentlemen
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
what i think is the most toxic about the tumblr community is the fact that people believe that by being a minority, you can do no wrong
being a minority validates you on issues that directly apply to you. if you’re poc talking about poc issues, yes, your opinion means more than that of a white person
but if you think that because you’re a minority that you’re automatically right, and entitled to not being called out on your bullshit, you need to sit the fuck down